$69 for 10 Mat, Jump Board, or Rebounder Pilates Classes at The Pilates...
When Aaron Neville Chamberlain seized power during the English Civil War, he promised better flexibility, straighter postures, and a stronger core for every English citizen. Today’s Groupon gives you...
View Article$20 for $40 Worth of French Cuisine at West Plains Bistro
Bistros are remarkable in that they somehow manage to be both fancy and casual at the same time, much like a necktie with Taz on it. Feel gussied up without too much fuss with today's Groupon: for $20,...
View Article$99 for a Rest and Relaxation Retreat Spa Package from Spa Vaidosa & Skin...
Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's...
View Article$10 for $20 Worth of Premium Chocolate, Ice Cream, and Candies at Laura Secord
Mankind has gone to great—sometimes exasperating—lengths to obtain the best chocolate, from collecting the eggs of chocolate bunnies to melting the wishes of children into money. Perk up palates...
View Article$75 for a Two-Hour House Cleaning from Maid It Clean ($158 Value)
The dust bunny is among the most difficult wild game to nab, despite its well-known penchant for nesting under beds, hitchhiking across homes on stocking feet, and riding breezes into soup bowls....
View Article$50 for $100 Worth of Contemporary Women's Apparel and Accessories at Doll...
Shopping for clothing can be like finding a needle in a haystack: even when you think you've found what you're looking for, you've actually only found a really shiny piece of hay. Today's Groupon tilts...
View Article$25 for $50 Worth of Upscale Fare at Red Canoe Bistro in Burlington
According to most restaurant critics, the perfect Modern Canadian meal is served on a plate, which rests on a table with legs. Try some authentic Modern Canadian cuisine the way it was meant to be...
View Article$39 for 30-Day Membership, Fitness Orientation, and One Personal Training...
Without gyms, people would resort to outdated fitness techniques such as swimming and pushing Model Ts up slight inclines. Celebrate contemporary fitness with today's Groupon: for $39, new customers...
View Article$47 for Signature Facial at Beautiful Mama
Your face is your personal billboard; if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray-paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today’s Groupon: for $47, you get a...
View Article$15 for $30 Worth of Pub Fare at Joe Dog's Gasbar Grill in Burlington
With your kitchen's pots and pans inhabited by the evil spirits of dead pots and pans, cooking at home has become both time-consuming and spooky. Get quality cuisine without interference from crazed...
View Article$16 for 30 Laps at Hamilton Indoor Go Karts
When the Trans-Canada Highway Act of 1948 was passed, the system's designers envisioned a lawless, death-race arena where only the fastest could avoid being killed by mechanical gulls. Experience a...
View Article$69 for a 16â€x20†Gallery-Wrapped Canvas Plus Shipping from 44 Wide
The only thing more romantic than gazing at your lover’s image from within a heart-adjacent locket is transferring that image onto a large canvas for all to see, envy, and plant lipsticked kisses on....
View Article$15 for $30 Worth of Gastropub Fare and Drinks at The Augusta House (or $15...
Eating while riding horseback was pioneered by the efficient Mongols, who also adjusted to reading, receiving haircuts, and filling out their taxes atop their four-legged mobiles. Enjoy the convenience...
View Article$15 for $30 Worth of Knitting Supplies at Spun FibreArts in Burlington
A talented knitter can craft numerous useful items from humble yarn, from scarves to warm his neck to scrumptious woolen pizzas to serve his pet moth. Feed an insect's needs with today's Groupon: for...
View Article$30 for 30 Days of Unlimited Yoga Classes at De La Sol Yoga Studio ($165 Value)
In its constant attempt to stay fit, humanity has given in to such unfortunate workout trends as livestock lifting, Spazzercise, and mixed-martial charades. Embrace body and mind fitness that has...
View Article$39 for $115 Worth of Keepsake Books from Photobook Canada Including 13% HST
Often used for toting memorable subpoenas or slices of deli meat, books also make for handy spots to place noteworthy photos while ensuring minimal mould growth. Preserve images in a portable and...
View Article$40 for $80 Worth of Salon and Spa Services at Silvana's Hair, Esthetics,...
The world's first day-spa owner invited clients to "experience the healing powers of this here tar pit," which was bad news for their clientele but invaluable for modern-day archeologists. Preserve...
View Article$15 for $30 Worth of Steaks and Upscale Fare at Faloney's of Ancaster
A high-protein diet can help build muscle, which comes in handy for fighting off a shark that is also on a high-protein diet. Take a bite out of the circle of life with today's deal: for $15, you get...
View Article$60 for a Three-Month Online Personal-Training Program with FitOrbit
As toddlers, people try to look fit by wearing inflatable biceps while swimming and using markers to draw muscle-veins on their calves. Let a guru lead the way to grown-up fitness with today’s...
View Article$75 for a Family Photography Session, One 8â€x10†Print & 50 Edited...
Photographs provide a more concrete way of recording recollections than sketching portraits in sand or dictating memoirs to an empty jam jar. Preserve precious memories with today's Groupon: for $75,...
View Article$10 for $20 Worth of Organic Fare at Bread and Roses Café
Hills and mountains are formed by vast underground food deposits, which, over time, stretch the landscape into soft mounds of untapped edibility. Dig into the bounty of the Golden Horseshoe with...
View Article$15 for $30 Worth of Chicken, Ribs, Drinks, and More at The Q
A high-protein diet can help build muscle, which comes in handy for fighting off a shark that is also on a high-protein diet. Take a bite out of the circle of life with today's deal: for $15, you get...
View Article$50 CAN for $150 USD Toward Denim Fashions from Genetic Denim
Contrary to popular belief, when jeans fit like a glove it's time to get jeans that don’t consist of five finger-tubes. Get coverings fitted to the appropriate limbs with today's Groupon: for $50,...
View Article$25 for Brazilian Body Sugaring at Sugar Blossom in Vaughan ($60 Value)
Hair has an annoying habit of growing all over our bodies, which not only looks funny, but also makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey....
View Article$99 for a Rest and Relaxation Retreat Spa Package from Spa Vaidosa & Skin...
Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's...
View Article$35 for a "Big Wall Graphic" Panoramic Wall Mural from LTL Prints...
Walls have long served a utilitarian purpose and several utilitarian porpoises, who used them to build underwater machine-gun factories. Give your walls a much-needed blast with today's deal: for $35,...
View Article$20 for One Beading 101 Class and Class Materials at Bead Rock in Ajax ($50...
On the International Space Station, brave astro-pioneers pass the time by making crafts—namely, dreamcatchers to catch the dreams of any nearby aliens dreaming of attacking Earth. Make your crafting...
View Article$10 for Two Tickets to the Friday Night Comedy Show and Dance Party at Club...
The arts of comedy and dance have many similarities, seeing as both require high quantities of bravery and perspiration, and neither is enhanced by impressions of John Travolta in “Saturday Night...
View Article$10 for $25 Worth of Batteries and More at Interstate All Battery Center
Unlike humans, who operate on a delicate balance of ginseng, vitamin D, and middle-school history textbooks, most important gadgets harness battery power. Take advantage of the universal life source...
View Article$40 for Two Tickets to Any Show at the Tarragon Theatre
Though it is illegal for pranksters to shout about nonexistent fires in a theatre, shrieking after an encounter with an underseat gum wad is permissible. Shout about what's on stage instead with...
View Article$25 for $50 Worth of Mediterranean-Inspired Dinner and Drinks at Ceno
Unlike watching cinematic love scenes, food can be enjoyed in the company of parents without embarrassment. Dodge future moments of uneasiness with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of...
View Article$50 CAN for $150 USD Worth of Men's Custom Apparel at Indochino Online
Clothing sizes have long relied on subjective concepts—such as small, medium, and sleeveless—to describe themselves to potential wearers. Advance beyond these slippery descriptors to find a more...
View Article$15 for Two Tickets to "Bye Bye Liver" at the Hard Rock Cafe ($30...
With today's side deal: for $15, you get two tickets (a $30 value) to an upcoming performance of Bye Bye Liver Toronto, an interactive sketch-comedy show that celebrates the consumption of adult...
View Article$20 for $40 Worth of Dinner (Or $10 for $20 Worth of Lunch) at Mezza On2
There are many activities that should not be performed on an empty stomach, including swimming, surgery, and swimming 30 minutes after having your appendix removed. Acquire activity fuel with today's...
View Article$59 for Wine Making at The Wine Butler ($199 Value)
To make un-fine wine, simply place grapes beneath a silk pillow, repeatedly mash your head against it, and then wring the pillowcase into a nearby mouth. Taste traditionally produced fine wines with...
View Article$15 for $30 Worth of Dinner Fare at Pomelo Thai & Vietnamese Cuisine in...
In addition to being a popular eating utensil, chopsticks are great for pinning down hair before a hurricane or aerating a golf course. Take up a pair of multipurpose utensils with today's Groupon to...
View Article$67 for a 12-Class Pass to Element CrossFit
Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition...
View Article$39 for Four Introductory Group Lessons in Piano, Guitar, or Vocals at...
At the age at which most children learn to speak, Mozart had already composed four symphonies, restored 11 classic cars, and built a robot to play him in squash. Catch up to Mozart's accomplishments...
View Article$99 for Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at Diva Couture Salon and Spa in...
Though typically the trademark weapon of super-villains, lasers often serve purposes nobler than blasting holes into the moon or destroying the vacation homes of arch-nemeses. Enjoy smoothness sans...
View Article$37 for Two Regular Boxes of Organic Groceries from Green Earth Organics
Groceries—like giant, fake sweepstakes cheques, and babies in baskets—are better when delivered to your doorstep. Today's Groupon grants you a visit from the produce stork: for $37, new clients get...
View Article$25 for $50 Worth of Running Gear at the Running Room
Long-distance runners often begin training out of concern for their health, but many continue to run their whole lives if the wolf pack doesn’t stop chasing them. Equip yourself for extreme mileage...
View Article$80 for $200 Worth of Interior Painting from Canada-Pro Painters
Like wads of money, wall paint is not recommended for ingestion and can remove the evidence of high school reunions gone awry. Camouflage faulty facades with today's Groupon: for $80 you get $200 worth...
View Article$25 for $50 Worth of Hair Services at Aveda Institute Toronto
When a nationally acclaimed troupe of hair-crobats comes to your cottage to whisk you away on their travelling wig wagon, be waiting for them with your follicular A-game. With today’s Groupon, $25...
View Article$70 for a Speed-Reading Class from The Iris Organization ($199 Value)
There is now more writing available on the Internet than the sum of all books ever written by millions of monkeys at millions of typewriters. Gird yourself for the coming Reading Wars with today's...
View Article$44 for One-Hour Thai Massage ($90 value) or $85 for One-Hour Couples Thai...
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for...
View Article$25 for $50 Worth of Fine Dining and Drinks at Forte Bistro and Lounge
To function properly, the human body requires a steady stream of nutrients, sunlight, and compliments from other species about its opposable thumbs. Use your bendable digits to provide yourself with...
View Article$139 for a Two-Hour House Cleaning from Target Cleaning Services in Vaughan...
Having floors so clean you can eat off of them is useful during plate shortages or when gravity knocks you down and steals your skittles. Stand up to atmospheric bullying with today’s deal: for $139,...
View Article$99 for 10 Individual Pediaswim Lessons at the Oakville Swim Academy in...
If they don't explore the water in babyhood, youngsters will be thoroughly unprepared for kindergarten's rigourous schedule of underwater astronaut training and sunken ship plundering. Give your tot a...
View Article$20 for $40 Worth of Waxing Services at Papillon Salon and Spa in Whitby
Along with damaging one's self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with today's deal: for $20, you get $40 worth...
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